Janet wants to get married
For a laugh, for a laugh
Janet wants to get married
For a laugh, for a teat.

She's in love with a gallant fusilier
For a laugh, for a laugh
She's in love with a gallant fusilier
For a laugh, for a game.

This morning they got engaged
For a laugh, for a laugh
This morning they got engaged
For a laugh, for a kiss.

On Sunday they'll want to be married
For a laugh, for a laugh
On Sunday they'll want to be married
For a quarrel, for love.

Janet wants to get married
For a laugh, for a laugh
Janet wants to get married
For a laugh, for a game.